To book your session ring 021 025 12226 or 07 884-7014 or email us
ETIQUETTE
Please offer us the respect as you would any therapist, doctor or colleague. We will offer the same courtesy to you.
It is important to us to make your session, beautiful, conscious, sensual, relaxing, invigorating, pleasure filled and ecstatic.
FULL SERVICE
Please note that while the service that we offer is sensual in nature, it is not a sexual service.
This means in plain English that we do not ever participate in intercourse related activities with our client's, this includes kissing, oral sex or fluid exchange of any kind.
If this is your intention please do not phone to book a session because you clearly will not be receiving what you are expecting.
*We DO ALLOW certain levels of touch and this will be discussed prior to your session commencing.
NUDITY
While some of our sessions may be offered in the nude* as we are naturists, this does not mean that every session will be treated the same. Most times I am wearing a sarong or a dress with underwear and Murray wears yoga pants
*You will notice that some offerings offer partial/full nudity. Partial means I may be topless but wearing lingerie, Full nudity means totally "birthday suit" bare, this is not however a guarantee, it is merely a "maybe".
MONEY
Please place the correct amount of CASH in an open envelope and hand to either Pauline or Murray BEFORE the session begins.
Please note that the following sessions require a deposit.
The 120min Erotic Explorer
The Four Handed Yummy Fun
The Absolute Surrender
The Kinky Couples
HEALTH AND HYGIENE
Please ensure that you are freshly showered prior to your session, this includes all genital, buttock and underarm areas.
Shower facilities are available before your session, so please let us know if you will be requiring a shower as time will need to be allocated for this.
Please be open and honest about your mental health and physical health, this is for both our benefits. Be assured that everything that transpires within your session is held in the strictest of confidences.
We have strict safety protocols in place for your protection. This includes the use of gloves, lubricant and sanitizer. Fresh massage oil and lubricant is used on each client. No oils are recycled. All towels and bedding are replaced prior to the start of each session.
PHONE CALLS/TEXTS - FOR OBVIOUS REASONS
Ideally we would prefer a phone call to book a session as this takes very little time for both parties and eliminates phone tag, we get to hear your voice and we are able to immediately answer any questions that you may have, confirm a time and a date etc...
If we do receive a call that cannot be answered, you will receive a text stating the following, "Sorry I missed your call", this will give you a ten minute window in which to ring back. It is important to understand that we appreciate your privacy and confidentiality and we do not ring or text our clients unless they have specifically asked us too.
If you get our voicemail, please leave us a message. If you cannot receive a call, then please let us know and you will not be bothered.
BOOKINGS AND CONFIRMATION OF SESSION
If you have however made a booking with us, we will text you a day or two before, preferably between the hours of 9am and 5pm to confirm your session. If you do not wish for us to confirm with you, you will need to confirm with us, otherwise we will understand that this session is no longer required and you will lose any deposit paid, and your session monies will go towards our pay it forward account.
EMAILS/QUESTIONS/RESPECT
If you have a quick question please phone me.
I do not have the time to enter into any texting/sexting dialogues, or lengthy emails, a quick phone call is better.
From personal experience, I have found that the people that email and text constantly are time wasters and take precious time away from my family life and theirs.
I do however enjoy receiving a feedback text or a lovely worded testimonial on your experience with me.
HATE MAIL
Believe it or not, this is something that I do get once in a blue moon, only from people that have not met me, or are small minded, judging individuals. Once upon a time, receiving hate mail used to upset me, but now it really just makes me realize that I am doing awesome work in my field.
I do the following four things if I receive hate mail...
1. I send them a prayer of love, fairies and fluffy ducks
2. I take pity on them for where they are at in their journey of life.
3. I pat myself on the back for being so goddam awesome.
4. Then I keep calm and carry on...
